Politicians talked in their big house
Came up with an idea
That it would save us all
From impending economic doom
Waffle & Lie
Preach & Posture
Cuts to funding
To all services and sundry
Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth
Otherwise Mrs. May
Will take your benefits away
And give it to her dear friends
The queues at the job centre
Get longer and more lairy
As the papers vomit headlines
Blaming the immigrants & communists
A freeze on your payment
Means they don’t really care
My cat had to go on a diet
She’s looking pretty thin
The mice all fled to Spain
Tuna aint cheap
My cats tummy grumbles
Parliament should be ashamed
Ideology, they cry
Will save us from our flawed nature
Steer us out of this mess
What do they know?
Neoliberalism killed my cat